~ Pizza ~

Small / Medium / Large
8″ / 12″ / 16″
-OR-
A Large is Not A Large

Our large is 16″ in diameter (201 sq in), always has been. Lots of other nice joints have a 14″ (154 sq in) they call “large”. They call a 16″ (if they have one) Extra Large. A 16″ has almost a third more area than a 14″. So, our “Large” is about a third larger than their “Large.” It’s all semantics, but still … a large is an extra large is not a large. So know that. We do.

  • The Masterpiece$11.20 / 22.20 / 35.20

    ABC News and Good Morning America called this the best college eats in the nation in their Best Bitesd College Edition.  We’re okay with that.

    Red Onions, Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Fresh Mushrooms, Black Olives, Green Peppers, Italian Sausage, and Lean Ground Beef.

    This is a huge amount of food. Forks strongly recommended; the toppings all fall off. We sometimes hear “What? Thirty clams for one pizza???”  But consider this: the 16” Masterpiece has a POUND of meat (after cooking) a POUND of vegetables, and is a full meal for four, maybe five. The whole thing weighs about 5 pounds! You pay for what you get.

  • The Pizza Lovers’ Passion$8.65 / 16.65 / 26.20

    Order any five toppings of your choice, you only pay for four.

  • The Darwin$8.65 / 16.65 / 26.20

    Named in honor of our heart-healthy (former) Mayor, Darwin Hindman, and all that he has done for Columbia. Red Onions, Green Peppers, Artichoke Hearties, Turkey, and Tomatoes.  (Order this, it’s good for you)

  • The Vegetablenarian$8.65 / 16.65 / 26.20

    Double Cheese, Red Onions, Fresh Mushrooms, Black Olives, and Green Peppers. Feel free to substitute any of the other toppings. It’s your money.  (Order this. It’s good for you.)

  • The Meat Lover’s8.65 / 16.65 / 26.20

    This thing has well over a POUND of meat on the large one… after cooking. Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Ground Beef, Italian Sausage, and Breakfast Bacon. Don’t ask about nutritional information on this one.  Just… don’t.

  • Panda’s Pepper$8.65 / 16.65 / 26.20

    Brought to you by the letter “P.”  This is one that a whole bunch of Shake’s emps like, but we don’t know why.  Must have been the Eighties. Pepper Cheese, Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Jalapenos, and Banana Peppers.

  • Good Ol’ Plain Cheese Pizza5.25 / 9.25 / 14.25

    Many say that you should judge a pizza joint by its plain cheese pizza. We agree. A very economical choice and everybody likes it. Or…

    ~ Build Your Own ~

    Add any toppings you like t a Good Ol’ Plain Cheese. Remember, with the Pizza Lover’s Passion, pick any four toppings and get a fifth free.

~ Pizza Toppings ~

  • Toppings0.85 / 1.85 / 2.99

    Unlike some outfits, we don’t put on less of each topping, the more toppings you order.

    • Extra Cheese
    • (Extra anything, for that matter)
    • Pepper Cheese
    • Red Onions
    • Canadian Bacon
    • Pepperoni
    • Fresh Mushrooms
    • Black Olives
    • Green Olives
    • Italian Sausage
    • Lean Ground Beef
    • Green Peppers
    • Tomatoes
    • Banana Peppers
    • Real Bacon Crumbles
    • Jalapeno Peppers
    • Broccoli
    • Cheddar Cheese
    • Artichoke Hearts
    • Spinach
    • Pineapple
    • Anchovies